Oh, Irony

As I sit gazing up at the Eiffel Tower, the greatest symbol of love in the world, a bird literally shits on me.

I think to myself, "Are you kidding me right now?!"

My next thought is "Oh wait, this is good luck. Maybe I'll fall in love soon."

Followed by a quick response..."This is clearly a symbol of my life's love story thus far...shit."

Then I proceeded to laugh and laugh. I think this is only the 2nd time in my life I've been shit on by a bird. And of all the places in the world, it has to happen in the most romantic city? One has to laugh at the irony of it all.